The Fine Print
The page our lawyers made us build.
Look, we'd rather be fixing your servers than writing legal documents. But apparently you can't just shake hands anymore. So here we are — two PDFs that took longer to write than most of our network deployments.
The Documents
Two riveting reads. Grab a coffee. Or don't — they're actually not that bad.
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Master Services Agreement
The big one. This is the formal agreement between us and you — what we do, what you do, how we all get along. Our lawyers are very proud of it.
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Services Guide
The companion piece. Think of it as the "here's what you're actually getting" breakdown — service details, response times, and all that good stuff.
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Real talk: If you have questions about any of this, just call us. We speak human, not legalese.
207-772-5678 — we promise not to put you on hold.